Session Report #21 – Sleep, Snakes, Sleep

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Globo, Audrey/Nebula The party returned to the dungeon without incident, this time entering via the giant ant lair. They stumbled on green slime in two adjacent rooms. In the second room, the slime fell over Globo’s head.  A quick attack with a torch destroyed the slime and didn’t hurt Globo … “Session Report #21 – Sleep, Snakes, Sleep”

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Session Report #20 – Goatskin Full of Owl Spittle

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo, Audrey/Nebula Into the fort rolled a fancy wagon driven by the potion master. He announced a potion-drinking contest. The rules were somewhat complicated. To play, the characters must bid on the number of swigs to take from a randomly-chosen potion. Each bid required placing a gold piece in a … “Session Report #20 – Goatskin Full of Owl Spittle”

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Session Report #19 – Two Terrible Months of Rest

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo, Aiden/Ninja, Cola/Cola, Audrey/Nebula After resting for two months while Ferris’ arm healed, the party went back to the dungeon. On the road, just before dawn, they met two riders who spoke rudely and went on. Back in the dungeon, the party planned an assault on the ants. This left little … “Session Report #19 – Two Terrible Months of Rest”

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Session Report #18 – A Shrew Broke My Arm

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo Heading back to the dungeon, the party camped at the trailhead and walked down the trail in the morning. At the collapsed opening, they spotted a goblin. Ferris chased him down and slew him. The only thing of note was a bag of goblin weed which Globo scooped up. … “Session Report #18 – A Shrew Broke My Arm”

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Session Report #17 – Sell That Ruby for XP

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo Picking up from last session, Nebula, Jed and Diritbro when out of the dungeon to guard the entrance as the rest of the crew explored. West of the octagonal room, they found skeletons that they quickly dispatched. To the south, they found giant rats. Tianarth put most of them … “Session Report #17 – Sell That Ruby for XP”

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Session Report #16 – Failed Fart Roll

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo, Audrey/Nebula, Jared/Jed, Joe/Diritbro It turns out that Azrak and Ghevont merely overslept last session. They boarded the next boat up to Slateholm. Fortunately, Tianarth thought to leave payment with the church in town, so that when Ghevont showed up, the restoration spell was applied right away. As the party … “Session Report #16 – Failed Fart Roll”

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Session Report #15 – Jolar the Questionable Innkeeper

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Oliver/Glubo, Audry/Nebula No one knows where Azrak and Ghevont went, but they guessed that they went off to cure Ghevont’s negative level. So, Tienarth takes the other three people with him to Slateholm via boat owned by Captain Asiu (AZ-ee-oo). They leave in the morning and arrive in the evening. From the … “Session Report #15 – Jolar the Questionable Innkeeper”

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Session Report #14 – Altar of Darkness

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo, Audrey/Nebula Picking up at the exact moment of the previous session, the party investigated the various laboratories. One lab had three jars of colored liquid: red, light brown, and bright green. The party left those alone. Another lab had a desk with a book on it and a caldron … “Session Report #14 – Altar of Darkness”

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Session Report #13 – Nebula’s Heroic Leap

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Oliver/Glubo, Audry/Nebula, Jared/Jed Back at the fort, Cola departed to watch games of strength. Fresh off the boat were two new members. Glubo the fighting-man described himself as a fan of Tienarth’s Raiders. Jed the Cleric was sent by the local temple to assist the party in ridding the latest … “Session Report #13 – Nebula’s Heroic Leap”

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Session Report #12 – That Skeleton Bit My Nipple Off

Players: Tre/Tienarth, Henry/Ferris, Nick/Azrak, Jeff/Ghevont, Cola/Cola, Oliver/Pajo, Audrey/Nebula Following the news from the town crier, Ferris was somewhat belligerent, as the case was somewhat skewed. Nevertheless, the party did recognize the need to return to the caves. They picked up a new female dwarf fighter and headed back to the lair. Upon further investigation, a … “Session Report #12 – That Skeleton Bit My Nipple Off”

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