Drunken Debauchery

1d100Result
01-02Behold My Grace! You boasted of your adroitness! Save vs. Death Ray +DEX to see if you showed true prowess or bungled it!
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Balancing on a Ledge/Beam/Rope,
3 = Bull-Leaping,
4 = Dancing,
5 = FiveFinger Fillet,
6 = Juggling Random Items.
03-04Behold My Might! You boasted of your strength! Save vs. Death Ray +STR to see if you actually managed something impressive!
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Arm Wrestling,
3-4= Wrestling Match,
5 = Dwarf Tossing,
6 = Lifting Heavy Objects.
05Big Business! You invested your money in a merchant’s caravan/ship venture!
Judge secretly rolls 1d6:
1-2 = It’s a con,
3-4 = It’s legitimate, and in 2d6 months you’ll have doubled your investment (if you’re still alive and around!),
5-6 = It’s legitimate, but the caravan/ship didn’t survive.
06-08Brotherly Love! You woke up next to one of the other players’ characters (Judge determines randomly)!
09-11Brrr… Chilly! Someone stole your clothes when you were intoxicated!
12-14Dangerous Liaison! You bedded the son/daughter/husband/wife/temple virgin of someone who can make your life in this area very difficult!
Roll 1d6:
1 = Local Crime Lord,
2 = Local Militia Commander,
3 = Local Sorcerer,
4 = Local Temple Leader,
5-6 = Most Important Local Leader/Noble!
15-22Drunken Brawl! You started a drunken brawl! You had to spend your money on damages and fines to avoid incarceration!
23Fire! You accidentally started a fire in the inn/den of ill repute you were carousing in! You had to spend your money on damages and fines to avoid incarceration!
24-31Gambling! You gambled away your money on a game!
Roll 1d6:
1 = Dice Game,
2= Card Game,
3 = Cock Fight,
4 = Dog Fight,
5 = Arm/Wrestling Match,
6 = Pit Fight
32-34Go Directly To Jail! You woke up in jail charged with a crime!
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Drunken Disorderly,
3 = Lewd Conduct,
4 = Vandalism,
5 = Theft,
6 = Murder.
You decide if your character did it or not. An escape may be needed…
35-37Have At You! You incurred someone’s anger or were angered yourself, and have agreed to a duel, physical or sorcerous!
Judge secretly rolls 1d6:
1-2 – They’re lower level,
3-4 = They’re the same level,
5-6 = They’re higher level.
Judge also secretly rolls 1d6 to see how much their level deviates from yours.
38-40How’d I Get Here? You woke up in a strange place with no idea how you’d got there!
Roll 1d6:
1 = Aboard a ship (maybe heading out to sea!),
2 = In a tree,
3 = In the back of a wagon (maybe travelling somewhere!),
4 = In the nearest stable/animal pen,
5 = In the nearest temple,
6 = In the sewer
41-48How Embarrassing! You made a complete idiot of yourself in public! Locals snigger behind your back and consider you a complete imbecile.
Roll 1d6:
1 = You emptied your bladder… unexpectedly,
2 = You exposed yourself… repeatedly,
3 = You fell flat on your face unconscious while attempting to seem intimidating/skilful/powerful,
4 = You performed the worst drunken song and dance… ever,
5 = You soiled yourself… messily,
6 = You were caught writing graffiti on a local building and forced to clean it off
49-51I Here Swear! You made a foolish pledge, loudly and in public to do something potentially dangerous.
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Clear Nearest Monster Den/Ruin,
3-4 = Bring Down Local Bandits/Thieves/Thugs,
5-6 = Steal Valuable From Important Local (Roll as in Dangerous Liaison! to determine who).
52Just Married! You woke up to find someone claiming to be your new wife/husband!
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Attractive,
3-4 = Average,
5 = Ugly,
6 = Pass the bucket!
Judge also secretly rolls 1d6: 1-3 = It’s a con attempt, 4-6 = It’s true.
53Love Never Dies! You woke up next to a corpse!
54Mooooo! You woke up next to an animal!
Roll 1d6:
1= Chicken,
2 = Cow,
3 = Goat,
4 = Horse,
5 = Pig,
6 = Sheep.
55-62My Friends! You spent your money on drink, companionship, and trinkets for your new “friends”!
63My Land! You gambled/spent your money and acquired the deeds to something!
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Disreputable Inn,
3 = Nearest Ruin,
4 = Plot of Wildland,
5-6 = Run-Down Farm.
Judge secretly rolls 1d6: 1-3 = It’s a fake, 4-6 = It’s legitimate.
64-66My Precious! When you were passed out or otherwise engaged, someone stole your single most valuable-looking item, as determined by the Judge! Track ‘em down and make ‘em pay!
67-69 Ooh Shiny! You spent your money on a truly gaudy but otherwise unremarkable item.
Roll 1d6:
1 = Armour,
2 = Garment,
3-4 = Jewellery Piece,
5 = Shield,
6 = Weapon.
Actual item should be determined by Judge based on amount spent, cost of such items, and the character’s preferences.
70-77Robbed! You didn’t spend your money/treasure! Someone stole it!
78-80Tattoo You! You spent your money on a fantastic tattoo!
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = It actually is awesome,
3-4 = It’s fairly good,
5 = It has an obvious error,
6 = It has an embarrassing error.
81Treasure Map! You spent/gambled your money and obtained a dubious map to some undefined ruin/treasure!
Judge secretly rolls 1d6: 1-3 = It’s a con, 4-6 = It’s accurate.
82-89Unexpected Companion! You woke up next to a member of your preferred gender. Determine attractiveness as Just Married entry.
90Where’d This Come From? You awoke with an object in your possession and no idea how you obtained it!
Roll 1d6:
1 = Dagger,
2 = Document,
3 = Gemstone,
4 = Map,
5 = Necklace,
6 = Ring.
Judge secretly rolls 1d6: 1-2 = You purchased it, 3 = It was gifted to you, 4-5 = You stole it, 6 = It was planted on you!
91-93Yer Mother! You seriously insulted someone who can make your life in this area very difficult. Roll to determine who as in Dangerous Liaison! entry.
94-95You’re So Generous! You donated your money to a worthy institution.
Roll 1d6:
1-2 = Local Poor,
3-4 = Local Temple,
5-6 = Orphanage/Urchins
96-00Roll Twice! Roll twice and apply both results, you madman!
Drunken Debauchery is a completely unofficial work by Colin “Radioactive Ape” Chapman, inspired by Gavin Norman of the City of Iron blog and Jeff Rients.

Minor changes were applied to fit better with BFRPG.